-> You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
-> You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based organisation."
-> You write executive summaries on your love letters.
-> Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.
-> You end every argument by saying "let's talk about this off-line".
-> You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.
-> Your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills
-> You ask the car salesman if the car comes with a whiteboard and internet connection.
-> You talk to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
-> You give your girlfriend a golden handshake on the way out!
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